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We all know how Stars Wars goes by now, right? Evil empire, plucky overmatched rebels, young dude from the boonies with secret powers, yoda yoda yoda. Sorry, meant to type, yada yada yada. Anyhoo, what happens now — when all that galactic re-write of American independence has been done and done?