I hate this time of year, and if given the opportunity I will spit in your hot chocolate and tell little children there is no Santa Claus. HOWEVER…

I am an avid fan of culture on the cheap, and by cheap I mean free. Behold this fine press release:

The Director of the Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth announced today that the Museum will be free every Sunday this holiday season, beginning Sunday, November 30, through Sunday, January 4. The Museum is always free on Wednesday.

Fort Worth shall be spared my chilly wrath. Where are the rest of my presents?